UNSEXY AND THE CITY
People used to ask us: “Hey, why not do an ‘Unsexiest Women’ list?” Our answer has always been: “Unsexiest Men” is funny; “Unsexiest Women” is just mean. Try telling that to the douchebags at Maxim, though, who, after we christened our initial Unsexiest annual list, went ahead and named Sarah Jessica Parker the world’s unsexiest lady. We mention this as a prelude to the obvious, so you don’t get it twisted: Broderick isn’t on our list because he married into the franchise — with the pudge and the floppy coif, we all know who wears the Unsexiest pants in that family.
