GIN-AND-TONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Funny guy. And laudably self-deprecating about his gnome-ish stature and ever-mutating paunch. But would it be unsporting to wonder if this schlub has partaken in a few too many of those KFC entrées that he derides as “failure piles in sadness bowls”? It’s not just that starchy, sodium-rich, light brown “hillocks of glop” are bad for one’s physique. It’s that poor, lumpy Oswalt is starting to look like the dish itself.
