SCAM WOW
Vince’s face is a throwback to the movie stars of yesteryear — mainly Stripe from Gremlins. This beady-eyed pitchman, born Vincent Offer Schlomi, is more schlemiel than sales genius, and that Britney headset he wears when he’s yapping about the Sham Wow looks like that full-head retainer your mom made you wear in the ’80s. Lately, he’s been seen on television offering stay-at-home MILFs the worst pickup line ever: “You’re gonna love my nuts.” But his pitchman schtick may be nearing its end. The Smoking Gun just dug up a police report from last month in which Vince admitted to punching a woman he'd paid $1000 for sex. According to his arrest report, Vince told cops that after forking over a grand in $20 bills to one Sasha Harris, she "bit his tongue and would not let go," whereupon Vince "began to strike [Harris] numerous times in the face area."
