A-ROID
And here everyone thought his wife divorced him because he was allegedly pinch-hitting with a pop star. Turns out Major League Baseball’s holier-than-thou, all-natural poster boy was juicier than Madonna’s tour tights — which makes us wonder: could those performance enhancers have been shrinking Alex’s, er, strike zone? Too bad they haven’t come up with a steroid that lets you hit in the clutch, eh, Rod?
