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As if having a religious invocation at a political event isn’t intellectually offensive enough, Obama chose this sweaty, goateed buffoon to summon Christ’s light upon the new administration. (What kind of statement is that making, Barack — selecting a religious leader who not only opposes gay marriage, but who also looks like the schleppy owner of Morrie’s Wig Shop in Goodfellas?) At least he provided one of the lighter moments of the inauguration, when he channeled his inner jazz hands to oddly pronounce the presidential daughters as “Muh-LEEEE-yah” and “SAA-SHHHAAAH.” Don’t worry, Rick — next time there’s an historic first-ever presidential inauguration where the entire universe is watching, we’ll be sure to FedEx that Fun With Phonics pronunciation guide.
