SMASHING BLUMPKIN
The snarl-toothed, light-bulb-headed Corgan has always been one of rock music’s uglier characters (which is quite an accomplishment — hats off!). He’s taken on a new sheen of unattractiveness now that he pouted through the roundly panned Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour. Don’t quit your day job as lead jingle writer for the Hyundai Genesis!