DORKESTRA
More painful than watching the seemingly endless loop of female synchronized divers that NBC kept shoving down our throats during the Beijing Summer Olympics were the Up With People–meets–Flower Drum Song musical schlock-stravaganzas featuring this classical-cum-pop mutant pianist. We know classical music is dying, but we’re not sure a guy with more bad wanker-solo poses than Yngwie Malmsteen is gonna save it.
