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100 Unsexiest Men 2009

69. SEAN PENN AND HUGO CHAVEZ

HARVEY LECHE

Sean Penn can kick back with this Caracasshole all he wants, but he needs to seriously reevaluate his journalistic skillz. The laughably awful dud he penned for the December issue of The Nation should have been titled “I’m Cool Enough To Hang With Hugo Chavez.” We stopped taking him seriously just after he played Spiccoli and just before he married Madonna.

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