BITCH. RINSE. REPEAT.
If you’re gonna have a show on the Style Network like Peter Perfect — on which you ambush salons and outfit housewives with obnoxious hairdos and couture threads — maybe you shouldn’t look like a poor man’s Dana Carvey playing the Warren Beatty character in Shampoo with charcoal teeth, lamb-chop sideburns, and bangs like a wet poodle.
