TIGHTY BULGER
It’s strange that Springsteen still wears the type of black denim that strangles testes dry. Perhaps that has hampered the Boss’s mobility, which isn’t what it used to be: we were frankly worried when he stiffly attempted to mount the piano during the Super Bowl. But the near-60-year-old rocker showed surprising flexibility when he slid from the 30 to the 50-yard line in the video at bosscocked.com . (Spoiler alert: be prepared for a faceful of nutsack!)
