ROBBY COMMODESTEAMER
First of all, dictatorial madmen are supposed have names that inspire terror in Western minds. Really? You couldn’t do better than “Robert”? More importantly, in the basket case that is post-colonial Africa, your resource-rich country of Zimbabwe actually once served as a model of hope. Now you’ve placed that hope squarely in the shitter, and have one of the least progressive countries on the planet. Here’s hoping you meet a JFK-like fate, without even getting to bang Hollywood starlets.
