TWITHEAD
His non-stop Twittering has suddenly made it okay for every self-indulgent celebrity to text their faces off, as if LA had become the world’s least interesting cheerleader squad. And we find it ironic that the man who once famously hocked his gold shower knobs is now rolling deep with Ed McMahon and asking the rest of us to sell our bling. We had to say it, Hammer — you can’t touch this.