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100 Unsexiest Men 2009
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15. ANDREW DICE CLAY

SAD CLOWN

We thought it best to sum up our Dice entry in a nursery rhyme: Roses are red, violets are blue, your routine is more tired than a Lunesta rep’s, and your pathetic, shameless appearances on VH1 reality shows and on Celebrity Apprentice are, too. OHHHHH!

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