DONALD DUMBSFELD
Dome-bellied, skinny-legged, pasty-complexioned, and crowned with thinning, hat-headed hair, the just-retired Schilling is starting to look more and more like a mash-up of baseball Hall of Famer and computer nerd, which he sorta is. But perhaps the big lug’s foulest feature is his mouth, which he uses to spout pseudo-profound conservative hunches. If Washington is truly “Hollywood for ugly people,” then that rumored Senate run may be a perfect fit.
