BIG JOHNSON
A five-star general in Rupert Murdoch’s war against intelligence, this lizard-faced, pinstriped New York Post Page Six gossip-whore has done as much as any single person toward the stupidization of American society. Maybe he’s pregnant! Maybe he’s anorexic! Or maybe, just maybe, he cries himself to sleep knowing that, however good he is at his profession, he’ll never be better than a 13-year-old girl.
