SOCIAL NETJERKING
You know your stock has fallen when the Star, that bastion of serious journalism, claims that Jennifer Aniston broke up with you because you Twitter too damn much. That’s what Mayer gets for relentlessly spewing nonsense in 140-characters-or-less bursts. And let this be a lesson to all you 40404-fiends: if you’re gonna tell a lady you’re “too busy,” make sure you’re not simultaneously thumbing shit like “Life is like walking through a funhouse. It’s dark, people are pushing, and you can’t turn around” onto the Internet. Not just because it’s pathetic. Because she’s following you, dickweed.
