Shhh, don’t Twilight star Robert Pattinson, but the reportedly smelly , hygiene-challenged actor is not actually a vampire. Of course,... READ MORE
Rotundness, oversize glasses, and hair in the wrong places may get you cred in some circles. But anyone who’s met this amusing musical experimentalist... READ MORE
Funny guy. And laudably self-deprecating about his gnome-ish stature and ever-mutating paunch. But would it be unsporting to wonder if this schlub has partaken... READ MORE
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You tell us which is worse: this New York Post editorial cartoonist caricaturing America’s first African-American president as a monkey, or failing... READ MORE
Maybe Victoria’s Secret bombshells have a thing for goofy Serb point guards with eyes that are way closer to each other than they oughta... READ MORE
You would think a guy with ears as big as Cantor’s would see the irony in crusading against earmarks. And you’d also think that... READ MORE
He got booted from his BBC radio gig for obscenity, but as far as we’re concerned, his potty mouth is his least... READ MORE
The boss of the South likes to slang rhymes about slinging rock, but according to the Smoking Gun , the only hard time he... READ MORE
What, did you think we were done ripping the Neanderthal who set the country back five decades in just eight years, just because he’s... READ MORE
